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Borp – the mint-green monster figurine with a suspicious grin

“Grins as if he has just done nothing at all. Which is exactly what's suspicious.”
Wompfel ID
KW-2026-003
Sizes
3–20 cm
Year
2026
27,99 € incl. VAT · plus shipping

From €49, shipping within Germany is free.

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Every size is made after you order it.
✓Certificate of authenticity & Wompfel ID ✓carefully padded shipping ✓hand-finished — made in Germany

Borp in motion

Animated scene (AI-animated). The figure is real, the movement is animated.
What is said in the video

This is Borp. Grins as if he has just done nothing at all. Which is exactly what's suspicious. From 3 to 10 centimetres. Small enough for the shelf. Big enough for drama. From €9.99. Come say hi. We don't bite. Mostly.

Character

Borp isn't cheeky. Borp is simply very convinced that rules are mostly meant for other creatures. His gaze says little; his grin says everything.

He is a Wompfel with attitude. Not elegant, not well-behaved, but very present. Borp suits people who aren't after perfect things but figures with real character.

What Borp looks like

Borp is mint green, and his skin is covered in raised, crusty patterns reminiscent of weathered plaster. Two pointed ears with pink insides rise from the top. His brown glass eyes rest in thick, pinkish-red lids above a pink pig snout, and beneath it stretches a wide grin full of little teeth. His body is pear-shaped with belly folds, and he props himself up on his long, thin arms. Borp sits leaning back slightly, legs stretched out in front – like someone who has just done nothing at all.

Who Borp makes the perfect gift for

Borp is the gift for rascals: for the brother who always ended up with the last piece of cake, for the colleague with the slightly crooked plans and for anyone who sees rules more as suggestions. He likes crumbs, a bit of chaos and plans that aren't quite straight – explanations and tidy shelves he does not like. Borp is neither elegant nor well-behaved, but he has real presence. That makes him right for people who aren't looking for perfect things, but for figurines with genuine character. For a birthday, as a wink after a prank or just because.

Where Borp feels at home

Borp belongs wherever things aren't quite tidy: on the desk among sticky notes, in the kitchen next to the biscuit tin or on the shelf that never quite gets sorted. For a desk, 6 to 8 cm work well; on a shelf, 9 or 10 cm; as a statement on the sideboard, 15 cm.

Profile

Ability Can look innocent while everyone distrusts him.
At a glance
Sizes10 sizes from 3 to 20 cm
ColourMint green
OriginMade in Germany, hand-finished
ProductionMade to order
Suitable forCollectors aged 15+, not a toy
Wompfel IDKW-2026-003
Size comparison: Borp at 3, 5, 7 and 10 cm next to a 1-euro coin

The Borp File

The Tartlet Case

Animated scene (AI-animated). The figure is real, the movement is animated.

Twelve past five: a tartlet has gone missing. In the interrogation, three pieces of evidence are on the table – and they all point to Borp.

Watch the episode →

Accessories for Borp

Wear your Wompfel or clip it to your keys — every piece carries Borp's face.

Earrings (pair) – miniature of Borp
Earrings (pair)
A hand-finished pair with Borp's face.
29 €
Necklace – miniature of Borp
Necklace
A Borp pendant on a fine, long chain.
39 €
Keyring – miniature of Borp
Keyring
Borp for the road — robustly sealed.
19 €
Fridge magnet – miniature of Borp
Fridge magnet
Borp holds your notes and postcards in place.
12 €

Certificate of authenticity

Wompfel
Certificate of
authenticity
Name
Borp
Wompfel ID
KW-2026-003
Category
Titan Wompfel
Production
Made to order
Year
2026
Veredelung
Made in Germany, hand-finished and sealed
“Grins as if he has just done nothing at all. Which is exactly what's suspicious.”
Wompfel
Sample illustration

Questions about Borp

Borp comes in ten sizes from 3 to 20 cm. Next to the biscuit tin or on a desk, 6 to 8 cm work well; on a shelf, 9 or 10 cm. Every size is made after you order.
According to his profile, Borp can look innocent while everyone suspects him.
Yes. Borp mostly thinks rules are meant for others, and grins as if nothing had happened. If you know someone with a mischievous sense of humour, Borp is a gift with a wink.
Not exactly. According to his profile, he is simply very convinced that rules are mostly meant for other creatures. His look says little, his grin says everything.
Yes. Borp is also available as earrings, a necklace, a keyring and a fridge magnet – each one a miniature of this exact figurine.

Good to know

Borp is made to order in full colour — in ten sizes:
  • 3 cm — €9.99
  • 4 cm — 14,99 €
  • 5 cm — 19,99 €
  • 6 cm — 27,99 €
  • 7 cm — 39,99 €
  • 8 cm — 48,99 €
  • 9 cm — 79,99 €
  • 10 cm — 99,99 €
  • 15 cm — 299,99 €
  • 20 cm — 629,99 €

6 cm is preselected by default.

Borp is made to order in the size you choose and comes with its own Wompfel ID and certificate of authenticity.
Wompfel are collector's figures, made in Germany and finished by hand. They are not toys and are not suitable for children under 15. Small irregularities, visible textures and variations are part of every Wompfel's character.
Shipping is carefully padded; the cost depends on the delivery country and size and is shown at checkout before you pay (from €4.19 within Germany). Every Wompfel travels with its certificate. Each piece is made after you order; within Germany, delivery usually takes 9–13 working days, 30 days at most. Please report transport damage within 48 hours, with photos.
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