“Grins as if he has just done nothing at all. Which is exactly what's suspicious.”
Wompfel ID
KW-2026-003
Sizes
3–28 cm
Year
2026
22,99 €incl. VAT · plus insured shipping
Choose a size
3–6 cm from the workshop · 10–28 cm made to order (limited)
✓Certificate of authenticity & Wompfel ID✓insured shipping✓hand-finished — made in Germany
Character
Borp isn't cheeky. Borp is simply very convinced that rules are mostly meant for other creatures. His gaze says little; his grin says everything.
He is a Wompfel with attitude. Not elegant, not well-behaved, but very present. Borp suits people who aren't after perfect things but figures with real character.
Profile
AbilityCan look innocent while everyone distrusts him.
Likes
+crooked plans
+crumbs
+mild chaos
Dislikes
–explanations
–smooth surfaces
–tidy shelves
Accessories for Borp
Wear your Wompfel or clip it to your keys — every piece carries Borp's face.
Earrings (pair)
A hand-painted pair with Borp's face.
29 €
Necklace
A Borp pendant on a fine, long chain.
39 €
Keyring
Borp for the road — robustly sealed.
19 €
Fridge magnet
Borp holds your notes and postcards in place.
12 €
Certificate of authenticity
Wompfel
Certificate of authenticity
Name
Borp
Wompfel ID
KW-2026-003
Category
Titan Wompfel
Production
Made to order
Year
2026
Material
Made in Germany, hand-finished and sealed
“Grins as if he has just done nothing at all. Which is exactly what's suspicious.”
Wompfel
Maker's signature
Scan → authenticity
Good to know
Borp is made to order in full colour — in eight sizes:
3 cm — €9.99
4 cm — €11.99
5 cm — €14.99
6 cm — €22.99
10 cm — €99.99 · made to order, limited
15 cm — €299.99 · made to order, limited
20 cm — €629.99 · made to order, limited
28 cm — €1,469.99 · made to order, limited
6 cm is preselected by default.
Borp is made to order in the size you choose and comes with its own Wompfel ID and certificate of authenticity.
Wompfel are collector's figures, made in Germany and finished by hand. They are not toys and are not suitable for children under 14. Small irregularities, visible textures and variations are part of every Wompfel's character.
Shipping is insured and carefully cushioned (€6.49 per shipment within Germany). Every Wompfel travels with its certificate. Delivery within Germany takes 3–5 working days. In the event of transit damage, please report it with photos within 48 hours.
