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Diog, lilac monster collectible figurine with pot belly and toothy grin – front view

Diog, collectible figurine with small pink horns and round ears – left view

Diog, seated collectible figurine with a wide grin – right view

Diog from behind – lilac surface with pale, flaky patches

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Diog – the pot-bellied office figurine for the unflappable

“Diog sits there grinning broadly, wondering whether life is always allowed to be this comfortable.”

Wompfel ID

MW-2026-010

Sizes

3–20 cm

Year

2026

27,99 € incl. VAT · plus shipping

From €49, shipping within Germany is free.

Choose a size

Every size is made after you order it.

✓Certificate of authenticity & Wompfel ID ✓carefully padded shipping ✓hand-finished — made in Germany

Diog in motion

Animated scene (AI-animated). The figure is real, the movement is animated.

What is said in the video

This is Diog. Diog sits there grinning broadly, wondering whether life is always allowed to be this comfortable. From 3 to 10 centimetres. Small enough for the shelf. Big enough for drama. From €9.99. Come say hi. We don't bite. Mostly.

Character

With his pot belly and small round ears, Diog looks like someone who has forgotten an important piece of information. But which one? Diog no longer knows either. So he grins all the wider.

His tiny pink horns hint at grand plans that never get thought through. His little teeth look as if they are about to say something silly. And they do. Regularly.

What Diog looks like

Diog is lilac with a grey sheen, covered in pale, flaky patches like old paint on a wall. Two tiny pink horns sit on his head, with two small round ears at the sides. Beneath his large blue-grey glass eyes with pink lids sit a pig snout and a wide grin full of small, uneven teeth. His body rounds out into an impressive pot belly with a belly button. Diog sits contentedly, legs forward, arms propped wide at his sides.

Who Diog makes the perfect gift for

Diog is the gift for the laid-back ones at the office: for the colleague not even a paper jam can rattle, for the team lead who fetches a coffee first in every crisis, and for anyone who considers hurry overrated on principle. With his pot belly and wide grin, Diog brings dry office humour to the desk. He likes sitting around quietly, his own laugh and things that go wrong; he doesn't like sharp-witted questions. His ability: ignoring problems through intense idleness until they either go away or explode. Ideal for Secret Santa, a team birthday or as a send-off into the holidays.

Where Diog feels at home

Diog's place is in the middle of office life, where he doesn't have to do anything: on the desk next to the keyboard, in front of the screen or on the team shelf by the coffee machine. For a desk, 5 to 7 cm fits; on a shelf, 9 or 10 cm allows for a bit more belly. Hurry has no business there.

Profile

Ability By doing nothing very intensely, Diog can ignore problems until they either go away or explode — he is fine with both.

Likes

+sitting around quietly
+his own laugh
+things going wrong

Dislikes

–haste
–astute questions
–symmetrical postures

At a glance
Sizes	10 sizes from 3 to 20 cm
Colour	Lilac
Origin	Made in Germany, hand-finished
Production	Made to order
Suitable for	Collectors aged 15+, not a toy
Wompfel ID	MW-2026-010

Size comparison: Diog at 3, 5, 7 and 10 cm next to a 1-euro coin

The Diog File

Sat It Out

Animated scene (AI-animated). The figure is real, the movement is animated.

The tap drips, the popcorn waits, the laundry pile grows. Diog does what he does best: nothing. How will it all end?

Watch the episode →

Accessories for Diog

Wear your Wompfel or clip it to your keys — every piece carries Diog's face.

Earrings (pair)

A hand-finished pair with Diog's face.

29 €

Necklace

A Diog pendant on a fine, long chain.

39 €

Keyring

Diog for the road — robustly sealed.

19 €

Fridge magnet

Diog holds your notes and postcards in place.

12 €

Certificate of authenticity

Wompfel

Certificate of
authenticity

Name

Diog

Wompfel ID

MW-2026-010

Questions about Diog

Yes. At 5 to 7 cm, Diog fits next to the keyboard or screen without sitting in the way. He comes in ten sizes from 3 to 20 cm in total, each made after you order.

According to his profile, Diog can ignore problems through intense idleness until they either go away on their own or explode – he's fine with either.

Yes. Diog is office humour with a pot belly: he grins, sits and is in no hurry. A gift for anyone who stays calm amid the chaos – or would at least like to.

Diog no longer knows himself. He looks like someone who has forgotten an important piece of information, and grins all the wider for it – with every one of his little teeth.

Yes. Diog is also available as earrings, a necklace, a keychain and a fridge magnet – each one a miniature of exactly this figure.

Good to know

Diog is made to order in full colour — in ten sizes:

3 cm — €9.99
4 cm — 14,99 €
5 cm — 19,99 €
6 cm — 27,99 €
7 cm — 39,99 €
8 cm — 48,99 €
9 cm — 79,99 €
10 cm — 99,99 €
15 cm — 299,99 €
20 cm — 629,99 €

6 cm is preselected by default.

Diog is made to order in the size you choose and comes with its own Wompfel ID and certificate of authenticity.

Wompfel are collector's figures, made in Germany and finished by hand. They are not toys and are not suitable for children under 15. Small irregularities, visible textures and variations are part of every Wompfel's character.

Shipping is carefully padded; the cost depends on the delivery country and size and is shown at checkout before you pay (from €4.19 within Germany). Every Wompfel travels with its certificate. Each piece is made after you order; within Germany, delivery usually takes 9–13 working days, 30 days at most. Please report transport damage within 48 hours, with photos.