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Hodge, grumpy blue-grey collectible monster figurine with little horns – front view

Hodge, grumpy figurine with underbite and glass eyes – left view

Hodge, collectible figure with pointed ears and two little horns – right view

Hodge from behind – crusty blue-grey surface with pink speckles

Pocket Wompfel Available

Hodge – the grumpy collectible for non-morning people

“Looks grumpy. Is actually just very focused.”

Wompfel ID

MW-2026-003

Sizes

3–20 cm

Year

2026

27,99 € incl. VAT · plus shipping

From €49, shipping within Germany is free.

Choose a size

Every size is made after you order it.

✓Certificate of authenticity & Wompfel ID ✓carefully padded shipping ✓hand-finished — made in Germany

Hodge in motion

Animated scene (AI-animated). The figure is real, the movement is animated.

What is said in the video

This is Hodge. Looks grumpy. Is merely very focused. From 3 to 10 centimetres. Small enough for the shelf. Big enough for drama. From €9.99. Come say hi. We don't bite. Mostly.

Character

Hodge is not a bad-tempered Wompfel. He simply takes a great many things very seriously. Shelves, for instance, draughts, and the question of why people talk all the time.

It is precisely that slightly grumpy air that makes him strong. Hodge is a character Wompfel for collectors who put expression above cuteness.

What Hodge looks like

Hodge is blue-grey with pink speckles and pale, crusty patches that look like flaking plaster. Two small horns stand between his pointed, pink-lined ears. The heavy pink lids over his glass eyes give him his signature look: focused and slightly annoyed. Add a pig snout and an underbite with two little teeth that he pushes forward when something doesn't suit him. Hodge sits compact and round, with no neck and his thin arms close to his body.

Who Hodge makes the perfect gift for

Hodge is the gift for anyone who isn't a morning person – and for everyone you'd better not talk to before their first coffee. He gets it. He looks grumpy but is simply concentrating hard – just like the colleague who sits silently at her desk every morning. Hodge suits people who value honesty over polite small talk, who prefer character to cuteness on their shelf, and who appreciate things staying where they are. As an office gift, for the birthday of a notorious grumbler, or as a tongue-in-cheek Secret Santa present.

Where Hodge feels at home

Hodge likes to sit next to the coffee machine or on a desk, keeping watch in the morning. He likes sturdy furniture and clear distances – give him a fixed spot on the shelf, not right next to the decorations. On a desk, 4 to 6 cm works well; next to the coffee machine, 7 to 8 cm stands out.

Profile

Ability Can withhold approval without being asked.

Likes

+sturdy furniture
+clear spacing
+things that stay where they are

Dislikes

–exaggeration
–loud laughter right next to him
–surprising décor

At a glance
Sizes	10 sizes from 3 to 20 cm
Colour	Blue-grey
Origin	Made in Germany, hand-finished
Production	Made to order
Suitable for	Collectors aged 15+, not a toy
Wompfel ID	MW-2026-003

Size comparison: Hodge at 3, 5, 7 and 10 cm next to a 1-euro coin

The Hodge File

Against it. Just in case.

Animated scene (AI-animated). The figure is real, the movement is animated.

Hodge is against everything before anyone asks: against the decorations, against the surprise cake, against the vote.

Watch the episode →

Accessories for Hodge

Wear your Wompfel or clip it to your keys — every piece carries Hodge's face.

Earrings (pair)

A hand-finished pair with Hodge's face.

29 €

Necklace

A Hodge pendant on a fine, long chain.

39 €

Keyring

Hodge for the road — robustly sealed.

19 €

Fridge magnet

Hodge holds your notes and postcards in place.

12 €

Certificate of authenticity

Wompfel

Certificate of
authenticity

Name

Hodge

Wompfel ID

MW-2026-003

Questions about Hodge

No. Hodge looks grumpy but is just concentrating very hard. He takes many things very seriously – shelves, draughts and the question of why people talk all the time.

Yes, he's made for it. Hodge understands that nobody wants to talk before their first coffee, and he fits next to any coffee machine and on any desk.

According to his profile, Hodge can refuse to agree without being asked.

For a desk, 4 to 6 cm is ideal. If Hodge is meant to be an eye-catcher on a shelf, choose 8 to 10 cm.

Yes. Hodge is also available as earrings, a necklace, a keyring and a fridge magnet – each one a miniature of exactly this figure.

Good to know

Hodge is made to order in full colour — in ten sizes:

3 cm — €9.99
4 cm — 14,99 €
5 cm — 19,99 €
6 cm — 27,99 €
7 cm — 39,99 €
8 cm — 48,99 €
9 cm — 79,99 €
10 cm — 99,99 €
15 cm — 299,99 €
20 cm — 629,99 €

6 cm is preselected by default.

Hodge is made to order in the size you choose and comes with its own Wompfel ID and certificate of authenticity.

Wompfel are collector's figures, made in Germany and finished by hand. They are not toys and are not suitable for children under 15. Small irregularities, visible textures and variations are part of every Wompfel's character.

Shipping is carefully padded; the cost depends on the delivery country and size and is shown at checkout before you pay (from €4.19 within Germany). Every Wompfel travels with its certificate. Each piece is made after you order; within Germany, delivery usually takes 9–13 working days, 30 days at most. Please report transport damage within 48 hours, with photos.